How many times a day do you poop?

[Mac'nCheese]

Title says it all. We're trying to figure out what's "normal". Yahoo answers said "87", so I don't trust that figure at all.

 

[Tomorrow]

I average 3-4 a day. More than 5 or less than 2 is unusual for me.

 

[rdowns]

Once a day, like clockwork.

 

[iJohnHenry]

I average 3-4 a day. More than 5 or less than 2 is unusual for me.

"You scare my wife!!!"

Once a day would be nice, in the morning please.

 

[rdowns]

I average 3-4 a day. More than 5 or less than 2 is unusual for me.

Damn, you're quite the prolific *****er.

 

[eternlgladiator]

once a day, sometimes twice. regularity is king

 

[dukebound85]

i can easily go spans of 0. Also, can easily go spans of 2+ and everywhere in between.

I go when I go

 

[Frisco]

I would say my average is around 8 per day. I have a weak stomach

 

[brad.c]

…like clockwork.

That explains the "cuckoo" sound.

 

[-aggie-]

I would say my average is around 8 per day. I have a weak stomach

Uh, wow!

I thought for sure this was a Wally thread.

 

[mobilehaathi]

Actually, 87 is pretty accurate.

 

[B777Forevar]

Once or twice a day

 

[TSE]

I've gone 3-4 days without ******** and have had a week where I **** 2-3 times a day.

 

[kramjam]

Once or twice a day

 

[niuniu]

Waloshin put you up to this, don't lie

 

[MorphingDragon]

What? People stop pooping?

Oh god what is wrong with me...

 

[JasonR]

Typically once a day, usually around mid-morning. More if I eat Chipotle. LOL

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When I was eating to put on weight it was about 3 times a day. Way too much imo. One and done, thank you. LOL

 

[NEENAHBOY]

Generally once every 2-3 days, but much less often when I'm away from my home environment.

 

[leftywamumonkey]

Once every morning at 7:30am.

 

[rick snagwell]

girls poop?

 

[mrsir2009]

Two on average.

 

[Mac'nCheese]

I'm kidding!!!!

Once every morning at 7:30am.

Pics please or it didn't happen.

 

[TwinCities Dan]

I thought for sure this was a Wally thread.

I would have bet my first born.

 

[hexonxonx]

Once every 2-3 days. I thought this was average for everyone.

 

[eternlgladiator]

Once every 2-3 days. I thought this was average for everyone.

you thought that was normal?!? what do you eat?