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How many times a day do you poop?
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I can't believe I just took the time to read each reply, and then post this. What's wrong with me?! lol
Oh, and 2-3 a day is a good day
Oh, and 2-3 a day is a good day
It would make for a more entertaining "post what you had for breakfast/lunch/dinner" thread.
EDIT: Just realized I had a photoshopped version posted, but it worked out well.
Here is the real book.
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LOL, dont worry, I am right there with you!
Oh and for the record.... I poop once in the morning =]
If you think you'll have a type 4, you'd be best putting some toilet roll down first. Nothing worse than doing a nice fat messy-free poo only to have it splosh and send toilet water all over your arse.
Now I've seen it all.
Only on an Apple forum, would one find a thread like this
Eh.... I'm actually surprised this thread hasn't been locked yet. The mods are very lock/ban happy here.
I've got a 3rd round coming up soon... this isnt normal. Three times in one day? And counting?
Better?
That should have been written in a white font, I'd hate to see you get a time out.
I expect that they are somewhat amused.
They are Human after all, according to popular rumour.
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I wonder if my lack of pooping is due to my diet, or my fear of public restrooms. Sometimes I feel the urge to poop, but I can't because I'm at a public place (work, bowling alley, friend's house). I can only poop at my own house if no one is present. Also, it takes me about 40 minutes to fully evacuate myself generally.
For example, I just ate six slices of pizza and I'm sitting in my computer chair typing this response, and I still don't have to poop. I haven't pooped since Thursday, either, and I'm not even kidding. I'm extremely thin as well, so I don't know if physical mass has much to do with it. I'm six foot one and about 145 pounds.
For example, I just ate six slices of pizza and I'm sitting in my computer chair typing this response, and I still don't have to poop. I haven't pooped since Thursday, either, and I'm not even kidding. I'm extremely thin as well, so I don't know if physical mass has much to do with it. I'm six foot one and about 145 pounds.