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How many times a day do you poop?
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I'm married, and I assure you that they do all of the above.
CUP OF CHEESE!!!
I'm a once a day regular kind of guy. In the morning. Chances are if you see a post of mine that is timestamped at around 7:15-7:30am PST, I'm leaving a poop (I don't understand the "taking a poop" phrase. It's not like I take it with me.....
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I usually poop once a week. This isn't me being sarcastic or exaggerative either, I just eat zero vegetables.
Apparently not.
That's not healthy...
You should be getting 25-30 grams of fiber a day... and plenty of liquids to move it through your system.
Apparently not.
That's not healthy...
You should be getting 25-30 grams of fiber a day... and plenty of liquids to move it through your system.
Trust me on this,Ive seen some whacky things on mac rumors
Well, since my Gallbladder "had" to be removed when I was 14, (im turning 20 this year) I usually go relatively quick after whenever I eat. So it depends.
But for the sake of answering, on a normal day, about 5 or 6 times.
But for the sake of answering, on a normal day, about 5 or 6 times.
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Once a day, but boy do I make it count. My commode plugs on a daily basis, and I wouldn't even call it plugging because it can't even make it out of the bowl into the S bend. I was actually looking into some sort of garbage disposal contraption that could be fitted into it, but for now I put up with it. Already been to a gastroenterologist, etc. No help.
@Ishmumrhmn I have pictures, had to take them for my doctor. He was impressed.
@Ishmumrhmn I have pictures, had to take them for my doctor. He was impressed.
*******.
Now go away, and don't ask questions like this ever again.
EDIT: Wow, really!!! A word filter for a girl in a tub???
Average about twice a day, usually around the same times.
We could do a rate my poo thread and use the voting buttons to make it more interesting.
We could do a rate my poo thread and use the voting buttons to make it more interesting.
Average about twice a day, usually around the same times.
We could do a rate my poo thread and use the voting buttons to make it more interesting.
The Bristol Stool Chart is a much better way to rate your poo.
Good point and we don't really want to see each others poo anyway. I don't need to know who ate corn last night.
We could do a rate my poo thread and use the voting buttons to make it more interesting.
Not if it means posting pics of same.
Or you could use Ralph's diagram to select your category.
This should have been a poll, there are certainly enough entries for what has transpired.
Just.
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Usually three times a day, an hour or two after I wake up, sometime in the afternoon, and then before bed.
That's his story, and he's sticking to it.
It just might also mean that you eat more?? Just guessing here.
If your workload/metabolism needs it, so be it. Otherwise ......
On average once or twice a day. I usually get up in the morning, have a strong coffee and get my crap out the way before I shower. Crap number two usually happens in the late afternoon/evening.
It really depends what I've just eaten - I usually need a crap not long after I've eaten a big steak or meal (creating space).
When I do a morning crap, it's usually huge. I guess folk who crap 3-4 times a day have smaller chunks compared to my massive load.
It really depends what I've just eaten - I usually need a crap not long after I've eaten a big steak or meal (creating space).
When I do a morning crap, it's usually huge. I guess folk who crap 3-4 times a day have smaller chunks compared to my massive load.