These reviews aren't looking cute
They aren't saying anything we don't know.
1) It's expensive
2) It doesn't have legacy ports
3) It's lacking some of the horsepower some of the fastest Windows laptops have
4) The touchbar is "meh"
5) The keyboard is "love it or hate it"
Everyone knew that before they bought it. Mostly because, well;
1) Yep. But clearly, the people who bought it felt it was worth it. Moving on...
2) New cables and Dongles aren't the end of the world for us
3) It's got an insanely fast SSD and the CPU and GPU are plenty fast, 16GB of RAM is sufficient; everybody wants more power, but, the current model is very acceptable. If it had more power, I'd ve even happier with it. But to call it underpowered or anemic, at least the 13" TB and the 15" models, is unreasonable.
4) "meh", I'd have bought it with or without it
5) Actually, I really like it, when I played with one in the store.