FINALLY! I finally have my new MBP. Every possible delay that could have hit me, did hit me, but after over two months, my max spec 15" is finally in my hands. Just to make sure I had to wait a little bit more, UPS took until 6pm to deliver it to my door.
I hated the keyboard in the store, but now that it's actually in my lap and I'm typing on it, I'm getting used to it quickly and it's not as awful as I first thought. I'm still not sure if it's the right keyboard for me because I have repetitive strain issues, but it's pretty easy to type on so far. If the keyboard doesn't cause hand pain, it'll instantly become my new favorite laptop keyboard.
I'm especially happy with the 5K Ultrafine monitor. It's no work of art, but I honestly don't even notice the bezels that everyone's been making fun of. Once it's on, you don't notice anything but the screen anyway. I have it mounted on a monitor arm so the ugliest part of it (the base), is not an issue.
Oh boy, it's gonna be a long night of transferring files and getting all of my developer environments setup as I want them. Once I have all my stuff moved over, I think I'll finally exhale and be happy about spending this much money.