I totally forgot that part of the Bill of Rights. You are a humanitarian for defending this among other basic freedoms. We are busy making a statue in your likeness. We are busy putting the final touches on the driving-while-texting fountain, and after that we start work on the hitting-yourself-in-the head-repeatedly-with-a-mallot memorial, but we'll get to it real soon.
Meanwhile, thanks for reminding me that this is not a forum and we shouldn't give people who ask for advice the advice that might benefit them.