It's sad, really. And they don't even realize who they sound like.
Kindergarteners? My pokemon cards are better than yours!
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But feel free to play innocent. It's all part of iPhone launch silly season.
Smartphones aren't important enough to make me care enough to "play innocent" about anything related to this topic. I don't know you and don't give a crap if your little feelings are hurt or not, and certainly don't need to "play innocent" to the likes of you. Get laid.