Absolutely spot on. Thanks for the empathetic and non-judgmental advice.
I actually thought his post was facetious humor - I could be wrong.
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I am not following the logic of your expectations. You say that there could be additional damaged components and that it could take time for that damage to become evident:
I agree that there's the potential for more damage, yes. But I'm not sure that that's what my evaluation should be based on. As I've said, if it was water, despite the potential for damage being exactly the same, they would have likely agreed to replace the parts that were damaged, but because it's coffee, and they can see the sticky residue on the back case, they're refusing to do anything. I'm not sure where cleaning the residue before having it reevaluated would lie in terms of a moral perspective, but from a financial point of view, it could help me out immensely.
I guess the question is whether I find it more important to stay honest and accept the consequences of my actions, or to disguise the spill as if it had been just water, which would potentially save my most expensive asset as well as my degree, as I'm genuinely considering packing in as a direct result of this.
I have to admit, I haven't made up my mind as of yet.
They wouldn't know what was potentially damaged. Liquid damage can go unnoticed for years, apparently.
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I don't think they use those to evaluate damage, they're just there to confirm whether or not the warranty is void.
But then you expect them to give you a warranty on the entire machine, even if they replace only a few components that they can currently determine have been damaged and without replacing others that may damaged be or may turn out to be damaged in the future?
That's just not true. If Apple perform a repair, even if it's something that isn't covered by the warranty and you have to pay for it, the entire machine is placed back under warranty after they're finished. I don't know if you're already aware of this, and are just trying to sway me away from doing something that you view as unethical, but I already know that for a fact.
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It was more his general attitude, and the fact that he actually recommended that I sell it for parts and use that money to put towards another Mac that made me suspicious of him.
What parts am I supposed to sell, eh? You're telling me they all need to be replaced!
I have BTDT with "coffee." Your coffee had milk in it, which means there's sugar (lactose) in the liquid even if you don't put table sugar in your coffee - so it's not simple water. I knocked over a mocha latte once. What a frigging mess. Between the milk and the chocolate syrup, the whole scene was an environmental disaster.
I think your best bet is simply trying again. You may get a better answer from a different person. Bon chance (sincerely). :-/