"Koodauw, there's two men patrolling the hall!" mscriv shouted.
"I know! I see them! Oh sh --"
"What's going on?! WoodNUFC! What's going on?"
"He, uh, slipped on a wet puddle. He's being escorted out by the guards, claiming that he stayed in after hours."
"... great. This mission is a cluster -- wait, so there's no one in the hallway?"
"Uh, yeah I guess --"
"Queen of Spades! Get in there! There's no patrols! All clear!"
"Already there, cracking the combination now... damn... what the fu -- aha!"
"She's got it. She's carrying the diamond out! I'm going back on the roof for extraction!"
"Copy! WoodNUFC, up to the roof! I'll go down to the precinct to, ah, rescue Koodauw. Well done guys!"
***
"I told you, I just stayed in the closet after hours. There's a hot guard I wanted to ask out."
"I don't believe you. I'm the bad cop, and the good cop is out of town. So you --"
"He's clean. Let him go."
"Take your **** and eat -- FBI? Damn it. Fine. You can go. *******."
***
MISSION STATUS: SUCCESS
VOTES:
SUCCESS x3
FAILURE x0
***
"Well done, agents. Though the arrest is... unfortunate, you handled it adequately."
The new agents eyed each other, unsure of whether to be proud or shamed.
"This just came in this morning. A small crack team will be required for this one," the man at the end of the table nodded to another agent to his left.
"Right. So there was a major heist by one of our clients in Paris, France. There was a wrinkle, however --" he made a wavy motion with his hand "-- the leader of this heist was captured by an opposing group, also a client of ours. Our mission, should we proceed with this one, is to find and extract the leader for the first client. Then locate his body double, assassinate him, and present the body to our second client."
The table sat in bewildered silence.
***
GAME STATUS:
TURN 1 --
Leader: mscriv
Team: Koodauw, WoodNUFC, Queen of Spades
Mission: Success
Cards:
Queen of Spades [No Confidence]
Score:
Agents: 1, Spies: 0
***
@Koodauw, you're up next as team leader. You know what to do!