Many of us do too, social network or not. We may even tell you about our underpants....
Some of what you said is just as bad as what the OP said. Just statements about people that just seem a bit baseless.
You would think that they were baseless statements because they just seem so ridiculous. But, trust me, that's what many people are doing on there (I've seen a few postings when I was curious as to just what people do on there - then I decided it wasn't worth going back to).
So, just to see if I'm really off base in my statement, I did a little Google Search with the results limited to myspace.com.
So, regarding going to the bathroom and telling everyone about it, here's a few quotes that came up from people's postings on MySpace:
From Amber who is Female 26 in Alabama:
I had a great case of mud-butt today that I thought you guys should hear about. It was about 2 cups of feces with a very sticky, clay-like consistency. It was a pretty peanut buttery color that was quite appealing. Everything about it was interesting, including the toxic whiskey-distillery/ used motor oil smell. YAY POOP!!
From timmy who is 20 in Maryland:
lets talk about poop...well today i took 2 poops....the first was around 130pm n it was a dark black and brown poop about 9 inches long and a relatively good thickness... the second was after dinner right befor i got in the shower... it was more of a slushy diareahh type of poo... what was ur poop like today???
From * HeAvEn's MiSsiNg AnGeL * who is 28 in Maryland:
well after denny's last night i realized a forgot to chew a sausage link and that bitch came out side ways....followed by a two cups of chocolate milk with pulp. deff one of the worst mud turtles ive ever seen
From free who is 25:
i ate bad hamburger yesterday, so today i **** 100% liquid. twice.
From PETE of fargo in North Dakota:
I drank a purple powerade yesterday;
my poop was green today.
I love it.
Another one from Amber who is Female 26 in Alabama:
I ate too much fiber today. Too much fiber?! Is there such a thing? The answer is YES. A resounding yes! It hit me during CNA class. All of a sudden there was a tremendous pressure in my intestines and I was cramping up. I hit the toilet only to find that the door wouldn't lock and I had to hold it shut. Not only that, but a girl from my class was in the stall next to me. So I waited until she flushed to let out a tentative fart but the gas EXPLODED forth with such fury, it shook out a little diarrhea, but not gooey diarrhea, oh no, the crunchy kind that stings the anus on its way out like fecal hornets. I didn't have much time, so I wiped and held the rest of it in until class was over. I tried again. Again there were many of my classmates in the restroom. I let out as much as I could during flushes but held in most of it during the silences. They knew the smell was coming from my stall, but I still didn't want the shameful flatulent noises to be even more of a testament to my disgusting ways. I stopped after a couple of minutes and decided to hold it in until I reached the comfort of my own home. That also could have been a terrible mistake. I almost didn't make it all the way inside. I was on the verge of ******** myself when I sat down on the toilet. It took approximately 10 minutes for all the gas and poop to finally come out. And if I had some way of measuring gas, I would say that there was more gas than poop. If you're scared for my health, don't worry. I feel better now.
Seriously people, I could give you an unlimited supply of these. It just never ends. There's literally thousands of these.
So, am I way off base on the pimple on their rear? Let's find out:
From Pooneefa Female FLORIDA
Thoughts First Waking Up:, "I gotta pee", then "Oh ****, what time is it?" Your Best Physical Feature:, The pimple on my butt. It keeps my ass company
Here's a Combo:
roxymorgan 23 Female:
took my afternoon **** and now i'm about to pop a pimple on my one of my chins ...
Note the MacRumors site censored the one above. The dots refer to their afternoon dump.
Another Combo:
From Britny 17:
and im on my period, which sucks. and i have a pimple on my cheek, ..
From Zenas 19 Male:
My butt hurts, I think I have a pimple, how you might ask, who the heck knows.
So, really, I don't see where I'm off base. People talk about all kinds of ridiculous things that really no-one should want to hear about. But, for some reason, everyone wants to know what color their crap was and how big it was and whether it was mushy or firm.
I'm sorry to have to say, this is seriously what people are talking about. Not everyone, but an amazingly high number in the multiples of thousands.
I won't bother checking the rest of my statements as I'm sure a Google search will quickly reveal all of them as well. Quite sad
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