Great post.
Anyone who defends Apple on this front is clearly not even trying to see the other side of the coin. The extent to which he is trying to paint over this glaring omission in iOS is simply laughable.
Also, we should be able to set our messaging tones to whatever we want, whenever we want (sms, email, heck, even notifications).
OH NOEZ!11! iOS doesnt cover every childish gimmick under the sun.
The OP could have course just change the brand of phone they use. I cant imagine they'll research that before they buy it either and then bemoan the lack of a novelty feature on a public forum somewhere.