Amusing thread titles

[themoonisdown09]

should i apply thermal paste

I would recommend Preparation H instead.

 

[Lau]

Help with hiding windows

May I respectfully suggest the use of curtains?

 

[tobefirst ⚽️]

Dad is a mac user and I want to buy him..

I am also a Mac user. Should I be worried about being bought? Yikes!

 

[IJ Reilly]

Everybody's got their price.

 

[rdowns]

What would you do in this position?

 

[redwarrior]

What would you do in this position?

Always something positive.

 

[gadgetdad]

My favorite so far

Snatch useless on Tiger

 

[IJ Reilly]

We don't want to know how he found out.

 

[redwarrior]

My favorite so far

Snatch useless on Tiger

We don't want to know how he found out.

Are you kidding me? I want pictures.

 

[JTTech]

Help with hiding windows

May I respectfully suggest the use of curtains?

subtle, but smart!

 

[tobefirst ⚽️]

Has apple officially neglected the "Professionals"?

I don't think so...unless I missed that press release or interview.

Reporter: Tell me about your offerings for the professional market.
Steve Jobs: Well, as CEO of this company, let me just take this opportunity to announce that we are officially neglecting the professionals.


"Officially neglected?" What?

 

[IJ Reilly]

What to do to help me run faster?

Being chased by an angry bear does it for me.

 

[themoonisdown09]

How much vibration do you feel

It depends on what speed setting you have it at.

 

[MacDawg]

Q: How long you usually put it on?

Until I am finished... otherwise, what's the point?

Woof, Woof - Dawg

 

[fireshot91]

What to do to help me run faster?

Being chased by an angry bear does it for me.

Thanks

 

[IJ Reilly]

Can't Hear Anything - Please help!

What?

 

[IJ Reilly]

1 Year Old Today!

And he's already typing!

 

[TwinCities Dan]

Wooo

https://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=6817226#post6817226

 

[Tilpots]

1 Year Old Today!

And he's already typing!

Showoff!

 

[Fuzzy14]

i can't use any massenger in Leopard

No, but they sometimes like a back rub.

 

[Fuzzy14]

iMac heat generation


The over 60s or the under 20s?

 

[IJ Reilly]

My iPhone turns itself on in the night...

The secret life of iPhones. Who knew?

 

[Luftwaffles]

Take system back in time
1.21 gigawatts?!

 

[iBlue]

^

I liked this one:

"It's a question of size" - Isn't it always?

 

[calculus]

please recommend a speaker, around $600


Strictly Z List I'd say...