Amusing thread titles

[klymr]

how long

Oh, I'd say about 8 inches.

I was thinking more like 9 months.

 

[Schtumple]

Alert sounds keep turning off! HELP!

Because you obviously want them to never stop going off.

 

[bettykoyle]

This

was tooo funny

Click for full size - Uploaded with plasq's Skitch

but really its this once clicked

Weird sound when inserting a CD

 

[c-Row]

Don't they look sexy with their lids closed?

Laptop turning on when closed

 

[mkrishnan]

You Can Never Have Two Many LCDs

You apparently, however, can have three many. Or maybe you cannot. I actually am not sure now.

 

[mkrishnan]

Oooh, and also....

Can Cigarette Smoke Harm My iMac?

If giving emphysema to your grandson isn't enough motivation, my God, woman, think of the Macs!

 

[themoonisdown09]

Help - Cannot delete Norton even though I did?

Wait... I'm confused. I thought you said you deleted it. And why are you questioning this?

 

[xUKHCx]

Help - Cannot delete Norton even though I did?

Wait... I'm confused. I thought you said you deleted it. And why are you questioning this?

I missed that thread in the forum however when seeing you post it in here I went off and helped as I happen to know the answer

 

[IJ Reilly]

Maybe this is what he really meant.

 

[IJ Reilly]

iweb....boring....need something similar

If you simply can't get enough boredom, have you tried watching paint dry?

 

[rdowns]

iweb....boring....need something similar

If you simply can't get enough boredom, have you tried watching paint dry?

Been there, done that.

http://www.watching-paint-dry.com/

 

[themoonisdown09]

Been there, done that.

http://www.watching-paint-dry.com/

That's funny. I also like the one about watching grass grow.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Dog chewed corners of iPhone how to fix?

I wouldn't try this myself. I'd recommend a veterinarian.

 

[SlasherDuff]

This thread is awesome!! Although the nipple thread had me in tears and in stiches

 

[descartes]

Dog chewed corners of iPhone how to fix?

I wouldn't try this myself. I'd recommend a veterinarian.

nice

 

[deorg]

Oooh, and also....

Can Cigarette Smoke Harm My iMac?

If giving emphysema to your grandson isn't enough motivation, my God, woman, think of the Macs!

thats so true, my grandmother smokes like a steam train, and uses the mac, next to the grandsons. LOL

Actualy Ive read somewhere that I can cause heat to the power supply, the exess of smoke.

 

[dejo]

Actualy Ive read somewhere that I can cause heat to the power supply, the exess of smoke.

You can, can you?

 

[themoonisdown09]

What does he use now?

Trojan. The cheaper brand from the gas station didn't work too well.

 

[themoonisdown09]

Do You Have Some Crack? =/

Not on me... no.

 

[ergdegdeg]

I have a dead pixel... Bought from Amazon.com

I usually only buy books from them..

 

[Tilpots]

I have a dead pixel... Bought from Amazon.com

I hope they gave you free shipping!

 

[IJ Reilly]

It was probably alive when they shipped it.

 

[bobfitz14]

I'm always trying to refrain from a smarta** answer from some titles that I read.

i.e.

Is it just me...?

yes, it is.


How to make macbook run faster

run her through more sprint drills


Backwards, why are email addresses

invented that way they were


Now that you've started this, I'll be adding to it quite often.

hahah i see i'm not the only one who thinks of wise ass answers to vague thread titles.

 

[Tilpots]

It was probably alive when they shipped it.

Yeah, it never stood a chance against the USPS. Poor pixel.

 

[themoonisdown09]

Need Help with this... Always Comes out when..

... it always comes out when I take laxatives.