Amusing thread titles

[Schtumple]

What is your preferred method of sleep

in bed?

 

[themoonisdown09]

What is your preferred method of sleep

in bed?

Mine is also in the bed, unless my wife kicks me out... then it's the couch.

Would Apple sort my mbp out for these probs?

Hmm... I don't know where to start.

 

[MacDawg]

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Uh... that would be Teh Demis™... right?

Should I buy used MBP with "bulge"?

Sure... it is just happy to see you...

Woof, Woof - Dawg

 

[IJ Reilly]

Mine is also in the bed, unless my wife kicks me out... then it's the couch.

I usually start out on my side but end up on my stomach.

 

[Tilpots]

I feel "speculation-jipped"

Out of all the complaining threads here recently (of which I admit I have participated) this is the funniest title.

 

[mkrishnan]

I feel "speculation-jipped"

Out of all the complaining threads here recently (of which I admit I have participated) this is the funniest title.

We're not going to have to do the "gypped" debate again, are we?

 

[Much Ado]

My vibrator is broken.

Beter than being stuck, I suppose.

 

[themoonisdown09]

My vibrator is broken.

Beter than being stuck, I suppose.

Go buy a newer and bigger one.

 

[IJ Reilly]

My MBA slows down over nothing.

Then put it over something!

(I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said, "stop going to those places!")

 

[Lau]

Did a mod to get really great battery life........

I didn't know our esteemed mods had that kind of influence.

 

[Blue Velvet]

I didn't know our esteemed mods had that kind of influence.

Great minds think alike. I was going to post something stoopid in there but nothing met the witty threshold, not that it's stopped me before.

 

[mkrishnan]

I didn't know our esteemed mods had that kind of influence.

In the words of 50 Cent, I got the magic stick -- I can go for hours.

 

[BoyBach]

A headline on the BBC website: Church gives birth to a baby boy

How is that even possible?

 

[Much Ado]

A headline on the BBC website: Church gives birth to a baby boy

How is that even possible?

Cue jokes about taking it up the aisle.

 

[IJ Reilly]

A headline on the BBC website: Church gives birth to a baby boy

How is that even possible?

Immaculate conception.

 

[Much Ado]

Immaculate conception.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Or less than immaculate contraception.

 

[Much Ado]

Or less than immaculate contraception.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn....

 

[mkrishnan]

If parthenogenesis is possible, I don't see why not. Wait. Parthenogenesis means the Parthenon gave birth to a baby, right?

 

[themoonisdown09]

Where is all of my memory?

 

[IJ Reilly]

Where is all of my memory?

Reminds me of Bob Hope's old theme song, "Thanks for the Mammaries."

 

[Lau]

When is a Windsor Knot Appropriate?

On a video diary in Iraq?

 

[Macaddicttt]

Immaculate conception.

Or less than immaculate contraception.

I don't get it. "Immaculate" means clean, so...

 

[skunk]

When is a Windsor Knot Appropriate?

On a video diary in Iraq?

Very good!

 

[BoyBach]

When is a Windsor Knot Appropriate?

On a video diary in Iraq?

Superb!