Amusing thread titles

[yojitani]

Who is calling init?

Look at the display, innit.

I couldn't stop laughing at this one..

 

[IJ Reilly]

Can't add words to Microsoft Word

Think of it as the world's most expensive screen saver.

 

[IJ Reilly]

My iMac is making a Dull Rumble

Funny, mine makes a very interesting rumble, but a really boring squeak.

 

[arkitect]

Exorcist: Looking for Beta Testers

"Paging Father Merrin… White courtesy telephone, please…"

 

[spork183]

Obama may still hold terror prisoners without charge

Henceforth, room and board will be free. You must still pay if using the CIA commissary...

 

[jonbravo77]

Macbook keeps waking up! 🙁

I suggest some warm milk and a sweet lullaby.

 

[TwinCities Dan]

Alright, its 4 am where I'm at, and I need to go to bed, but this one just made me spit beer all over the place!

Trojans on my MBP - what do I do?

"Well, if you don't know..." 😱 😀

 

[yojitani]

Alright, its 4 am where I'm at, and I need to go to bed, but this one just made me spit beer all over the place!

Trojans on my MBP - what do I do?

"Well, if you don't know..." 😱 😀

Give them a beautifully carved horse?

 

[Doctor Q]

Modifying a file's owner

My wife owns a lot of files, but I like her the way she is!

 

[themoonisdown09]

Bizarre mounting problem

I'm not even going to go there...

 

[IJ Reilly]

Too late. 😱

 

[themoonisdown09]

So how do I get Thumbnails?

 

[themoonisdown09]

USB ports don't work. Or do they?

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun!

What to do with fried C2D iMac

You eat it!

 

[SlasherDuff]

"There's an App for that"

😱 There is???

 

[mkrishnan]

If I buy a mac now, will it be obsolete later?

No, never. Ever. Really. And don't downplay it. That workaround for when the sun burns out was a tricky piece of engineering.

 

[IJ Reilly]

If I buy a mac now, will it be obsolete later?

No, but you will.

 

[IJ Reilly]

What is chewing up my processor?

It's usually the gerbils in the power supply escaping.

 

[chrmjenkins]

The lid of the toilet

 

[Mintin8]

The lid of the toilet

Wow, I was away to post that 😀

 

[SlasherDuff]

How do you reset your mail?

Change of address forms from the post office.

Is this for real????

Don't believe everything you read

Anyone else dream about MacBooks?

Not those kinds of dreams

 

[MacNut]

Want to get into Vinyl soon

Make sure you get a size that fits.

 

[jonbravo77]

Want to get into Vinyl soon

Make sure you get a size that fits.

Invest in a lot of baby powder 😱

 

[ergdegdeg]

Oracle to buy Sun for ~10 billion


:-O When will we have to pay for sunlight??

 

[Tilpots]

Oracle to buy Sun for ~10 billion


:O When will we have to pay for sunlight??

Even God is feeling this recession! Let's hope he doesn't get a bailout from Satan. I hear Satan's terms sound really good in the short term, but will cost you more in the long run.

 

[mkrishnan]

Got wet, phone on, got hot, dark dark screen

Erm, okay, I shouldn't actually make the comment about how two of these things usually happen in the opposite order, but... oh well. 😱