Amusing thread titles

[TuffLuffJimmy]

Where do baby refurbs come from?


Dad: "ask your mother."


EDIT:

Downloads "complete" too early

Just think of baseball, believe me it helps.

 

[MacDawg]

Captured in case it gets changed...

Woof, Woof - Dawg

 

[themoonisdown09]

Captured in case it gets changed...

Ha... I saw that too and was about to post it here. I just want to know what the voice is saying.

Edit: Looks like the title just got changed. Good job with the screen shot!

 

[dejo]

I just want to know what the voice is saying.

"Get that out of me!"?

 

[SlasherDuff]

So I've been thinking,

OH NOOOO!

 

[aethelbert]

Wait so is the new 13inch macbook pro User Replaceable?

No, it prevents you from buying another computer!

 

[SlasherDuff]

3G back still have crack issues?

Send it back to rehab!

EDIT; 18 yr old male seeking sexy external display display

So how's dating televisions and computer monitors? Let the rest of us know

 

[mkrishnan]

Changing priorities

Yeah, having children will really do that to you.

 

[aethelbert]

Switching from Black to White and NOT SCARED

How brave!

 

[themoonisdown09]

When do i turn off and when do i sleep?

 

[themoonisdown09]

How to avoid 'Deep Sleep'

I would start out with some caffeine pills.


Virgin to offer unlimited, DRM-free music

Now, how does being a virgin have anything to do with DRM-free music?

 

[mkrishnan]

I would start out with some caffeine pills.

Having a cat is a pretty good and permanent way to solve this problem, as well. Having a baby helps, but only for a few years. Cats don't grow out of that phase!

 

[mkrishnan]

How does waiting in line work?

I understand one of the crucial elements is that one must not punch people in the face and shove past them.

 

[arkitect]

Do you think......

My head hurts just thinking about that…

 

[conch575]

When do i turn off and when do i sleep?

Haha whenever the time feels right

 

[SlasherDuff]

Do I need to wipe my 3G before selling it?

that would be courteous, no one wants a dirty 3G

 

[ergdegdeg]

Help, my whitebook is sleeping and waking up

So?

 

[Ish]

Ever have your slider freeze?

Less said about that the better!

 

[Schtumple]

Velociraptors in the Mac Pro Nahalem?

Wait, what?!

 

[mkrishnan]

Velociraptors in the Mac Pro Nahalem?

Wait, what?!

So that's why the case is made of all that heavy duty metal.

 

[Tilpots]

Switching from Black to White and NOT SCARED

How brave!

Sellout.

 

[rdowns]

Best bang for the money

Sucks to have to pay for it.

 

[benflick]

How do you get on with the keyboard?

That's just disgusting.

 

[mkrishnan]

Need an application that displays invisible characters

They all do. You just can't see them.

 

[Raid]

So, I'm the master of screwing myself.

Yes but will you respect yourself in the morning?