Amusing thread titles

[Doctor Q]

No, they were like rats or weasels that lived on the station, hiding and causing trouble. I don't remember if we ever see them, but the crew talked about the annoying pests.

 

[killerrobot]

Mac os x installation problems. Anyone know what they are doing? Please help!!

Yes. I know what I´m doing. WTF are you doing?

Best way to charge a battery?

I'm no electrical engineer, but I think using the battery charger is a lot safer than the microwave. 😛

 

[mkrishnan]

Positions?

Well, I have my personal favorites...

 

[Sir SpemzR]

Positions?

Well, I have my personal favorites...

perve 😀

 

[techfreak85]

Positions?

Well, I have my personal favorites...

oddly enough, his opening line says

No this isnt about sex haha...

 

[Raid]

Tiger & Leopard in my house

My advice would to back away slowly, get into your car and call animal control. 😉

 

[RMo]

I'm no electrical engineer, but I think using the battery charger is a lot safer than the microwave. 😛

I like response 12 in that thread (best way to charge MacBook): "Plug one end into the wall, the other into your MacBook..." 😀

 

[entwife]

"you know you are a designer when.."

it reminded me of **** stand up.

 

[killerrobot]

Lol, screwed around with my computer

The "hardware" didn't fail, but the "software" did and surprise she's 3 months pregnant with a baby mac mini.

 

[dmmcintyre3]

Turning on mighty mouse

Don't you just plug it into the usb port?

 

[Rt&Dzine]

Turning on mighty mouse

Don't you just plug it into the usb port?

Or minnie mouse might turn him on

 

[techfreak85]

Turning on mighty mouse

Don't you just plug it into the usb port?

nope.... not the wireless.

 

[Doctor Q]

Or minnie mouse might turn him on

Let's get our facts right. The ladies in Mighty Mouse's life were Pearl Pureheart and Mitzi.

 

[Rt&Dzine]

Let's get our facts right. The ladies in Mighty Mouse's life were Pearl Pureheart and Mitzi.

Okay, I'll admit that you know the mice better than I do. But surely Mighty Mouse checked out other ladies mice.

Just like the married guys who don't look at Megan Fox.

 

[Unspoken Demise]

I think the Air would fit me. Could I get some input?

I certainly hope you aren't too fat that the air can't fit you.

 

[Raid]

^ That would be a good "yo mamma" joke. 😀

 

[techfreak85]

powerbook g4 not letting me in

My 13" Pro Is So Hot. Like Temperture. Not Sexy. Well It Is Sexy, But... (he goes on to say that he is in bed with it) 😛

 

[Stridder44]

disappointed with oblivion

I expected most of these to be lame or cheesy. This one did not disappoint. 😀

 

[Love]

Not really thread titles, but I noticed this little bit of oddity:

 

[ergdegdeg]

Is It Okay To Watch Porn On A Macbook Pro?


😱 don't taint the immaculate thing!

 

[techfreak85]

White Macbook Not Burning Correctly


eh.... that one was not that good but made me chuckle.😀

 

[themoonisdown09]

Megan Fox Has A Hairy Nose... GROSS

 

[mkrishnan]

itouch isn't being recognized.

I knew it! I knew it! See, even it doesn't like being called an itouch. 😀

 

[Unspoken Demise]

Got air... now what?

Breathe it?

 

[themoonisdown09]

Those screen protectors...the sticky ones.

I hate when they forget to clean themselves.