Amusing thread titles

[mkrishnan]

How should i read!?

I recommend left to right, top to bottom, and front to back, unless reading Arabic, Hebrew, Chinese, etc.

 

[Melrose]

Need an application that displays invisible characters

They all do. You just can't see them.

Must be what Apple has in mind w those new short keyboards

 

[Tower-Union]

So, I'm the master of screwing myself.

I'll take that challenge!

 

[Raid]

I'll take that challenge!

In the words of Jack Sparrow "You need a girl mate."

Here's a new one:
Would it be against the law
... To complete a sentence? No in fact it's encouraged around here.

 

[Tower-Union]

Power On Lights As opposed to power off lights? So much faster then turning it off manually!

Should I Backup? Either that or shower more sir!

 

[Schtumple]

How is Airport extreme?

Yeah it can do like a backflip and everything...

 

[ergdegdeg]

Help me find a sexy bag for my 17"er

 

[dukebound85]

OSX says I have no memory left, but I do...'

hmm lol

 

[jrrdnx]

Scientists claim sperm 'first'

Is that the same as calling "SHOTGUN!"?

 

[aethelbert]

My air is freezing all the time!

It must be getting pretty hard to breathe, eh? The deposition of air, oh gee.

 

[MacNut]

What are these tools on my pocket knife?

The Jonas Brothers?

 

[killerrobot]

Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' crown

Russian (adj) snatches (n)
Russian (n) snatches (v)

Who can tell with a title like that?

 

[MacNut]

Favorite Beer Thread!

I don't have a favorite thread, I like them all equally.

 

[MacNut]

Is this job application spam?

I don't know, what does it taste like.

 

[Unspoken Demise]

Are the "Geniuses" screwing me?

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[redwarrior]

Are the "Geniuses" screwing me?

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm sure that they would do it better than most.

 

[Unspoken Demise]

I'm sure that they would do it better than most.

Yeah, and if you cant perform, you can always just tell them that its "within spec."

 

[NSNick]

It would require a comma after snatches for it to be the former.

Russian snatches world's strongest 'intimate muscles' crown

Russian (adj) snatches (n)
Russian (n) snatches (v)

Who can tell with a title like that?

 

[killerrobot]

It would require a comma after snatches for it to be the former.

And hence, all the comedy is ruined.

favorite "unkown" browser
That's one hell of a paradoxical thread.

 

[TwinCities Dan]

What to look for when buying used body.

Looks ain't everything...

 

[r.j.s]

What to look for when buying used body.

Looks ain't everything...

Where exactly do you pick up those used bodies? I could use a few for parts.

 

[Tilpots]

annoying macbook white trash problem

Safari always opens to Nascar's homepage.

 

[Doctor Q]

what is eating up my cpu?

Maybe it was those vermin that were always chewing up power conduits on Star Trek Deep Space Nine. What were those creatures called?

 

[Tilpots]

what is eating up my cpu?

Maybe it was those vermin that were always chewing up power conduits on Star Trek Deep Space Nine. What were those creatures called?

Don't know about Star Trek, but in Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back, it was the Mynocks. Apparently they're a band now...

 

[pelicanflip]

what is eating up my cpu?

Maybe it was those vermin that were always chewing up power conduits on Star Trek Deep Space Nine. What were those creatures called?

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