An employee in the ATT store said new iphone coming in few months.

[mcdj]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

 

[CocoaPuffs]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

Economy must have hit hard in your part of town...

 

[Eso]

I think it's realistic that more colors will come out by then.

 

[Eric.]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

I love you.

 

[gacxx]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

Haha good point. your awesome.

 

[gacxx]

So basically, everyone believes that att employees don't know much, and the person must have just been speculating what she thought right?

 

[PNutts]

AT&T employees are almost as worthless as BestBuy employees.

Why the hate towards AT&T employees? I don't see a lot of threads in here regarding bad experiences with AT&T employees. Complaints about billing, policies, Death Star logo... Absolutely. But employees?

 

[scottydawg]

Can we ask this employee how the Blackberry Bold is going to work on 3G and if the Javelin will be sold at AT&T by December

 

[thechidz]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

pretty funny, even though its racist

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

Yeah I know i was aghast. My dad went today while i was at school, and told me than an employee said there will be a new iphone 3g coming out in a few months. New and improved my dad said. IS this even freakin' possible? I think they might release a 32GB version possibly..But new and improved?! Help me out here people. He said they've been keeping it under wraps, but hey, who would believe a person posting a thread, or take it as evidence. Trust me though, I am in no way lying. Help me figure out why they would release new and improved ones, and what you think about it.

Oh, and maybe something could be said about the current iphone 3g tomorrow. Hopefully they would adress the problems ASAP.

Oh yeah, well AT&T told me that they are releasing a new iPhone that doubles as a blender and a machine gun!!

Ya I forgot.....it costs an extra $600 per month to use those features and Apple is already having issues with the machine gun feature.

 

[mcdj]

Oh yeah, well AT&T told me that they are releasing a new iPhone that doubles as a blender and a machine gun!!

Ya I forgot.....it costs an extra $600 per month to use those features and Apple is already having issues with the machine gun feature.

thud

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!INFINITY I think I've dealt with Lafawnda multiple times.

 

[eBay]

No, I completely believe him.

You can completely believe him...but that doesnt make it the truth

 

[Rybold]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

Haha! Good one!

Economy must have hit hard in your part of town...

LMAO!!!!!

-
Here's the new scoop - There will be a new iPhone3G coming out next week. You have to go to the BACK of the AT&T store to get it, and you pay the kid with the acne $500 in CASH (must be cash!). The box and everything is going to look IDENTICAL to the current 3G iPhone (they didn't have enough time to print new packaging yet - YOU and ONLY YOU are one of the first ones to get the new phone! Keep it a SECRET!). Sometime later this month, iTunes will detect that you have one of the new secret phones and it will ask you "do you want to install firmware update 2.1 ?" Only people with the secret phones will have this happen to them. Click "Yes," but don't tell anybody! Shhhhhhh. quiet.

 

[The Phazer]

Given Samsung have announced they're making 32Gb versions of the iPhone's memory chip now a 32Gb iPhone is only a matter of time. Indeed, I'll be very surprised if it's not out by Christmas.

I don't forsee any other improvements until next year though, and phone store employees always, always know nothing.

Phazer

 

[neesh0]

If it is true I will buy every1 one this forum a new iphone( ok, mabye not )

 

[Shivetya]

pretty funny, even though its racist

bigoted maybe, but only for the reader who makes an assumption as to what ethnic group is being addressed.

 

[joebokeh]

can we let this thread die please

 

[Loonytik]

^^^^^^^ NO.

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

+10 Hilarious.

 

[no-engine]

can we let this thread die please

Sure!!!

Is it ever possible to obtain serious information?

I had intended to visit the AT&T store nearest to me - 30 miles.
Info on websites is hard to find, it's so buried in layers of pages!
Nearest Apple store is twice that!

I am not currently an iPhone user, but wish to be. AT&T users regardless of product say that cell service is not great in this area. I've had Verizon cell service for over dozen years, and happy.

Very happy with my Apple products: as Andy Rooney once said, why is it on a PC, to shut it down one needs to go to start button?

 

[gnasher729]

So basically, everyone believes that att employees don't know much, and the person must have just been speculating what she thought right?

AT&T store employees have no information about new iPhones that you and me don't have. Neither do Apple Store employees. There would obviously be a few AT&T employees who know things. There will be a few engineers who have checked that a new iPhone works correctly on the AT&T network. You know how they pick these engineers?

Boss: Hi Joe, could you come into my office?
Boss: Well Joe, I am told that you are very good at your job and very reliable. So you can either sign these NDA, or you can leave my office right now and send Jim into my office.
(Joe signs NDA)
(Further details under NDA)

Jim: Well Joe, what was that all about in the bosses office?
Joe: (Says nothing)

 

[DubbleDuecer]

Dumb,

If this info is on the DownLow, why the hell would the employee tell your dad (a random customer?) i think that should tell you if this is true or not.

 

[/b/]

RIIINNNG RIIINNNG...

"AT&T, Shopping Mall Wisconsin, this is Lafawnda, can I help you?"

"Lafawnda? Are you alone?"

"Huh? Who the..."

"Shhh. Stay calm. Be very quiet and just listen. This is Steve. Steve Jobs."

"Steve what? No, we ain't hirin right now..."

"Shhhh...No Lafawnda, I don't want a job, I am a Jobs, STEVE Jobs, CEO of Apple Computer."

"Seeyo of wha? Who?"

"You know the iPhone?"

"Yes."

"Apple makes it."

"Right."

"I'm the president of Apple, Steve Jobs."

"Haha. And I'm the president of AT&T!"

"You are? Wait, that can't be. Listen Lafawnda, I'm calling to tell you something very important. Something no one else knows at AT&T, and only a select few at Apple know."

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

"This is very serious. I'm about to give you a very valuable piece of information. It's for you, and NO one else. Not your boyfriend, your family, your boss...NO one."

"What about random customers? Can I give it to them?"

"NO! Especially not customers! What I'm about to tell you is a highly guarded secret. Do you understand?"

"I guess. Hurry up though, ok? Cuz I'm about to go on break and they got 3 for 1 at Cinnabon til 2pm."

"Ok Lafawnda, here it is. You know the iPhone, right?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Ok, well you know there's been some issues with it, and the service."

"Yeah, I know. I just swapped out the 15th one today."

"Well those days are almost over. There's going to be a brand new IMPROVED iPhone coming in a matter of months."

"Oh. Ok. So, umm, why you tellin' me?"

"Well, I've been dying to tell someone. I can't tell my family, my friends, even my own mom. So I chose you. How does that make you feel?"

"Umm. Ok, I guess. Kinda like winning the Lotto, only no money, and a lot crappier. Are you sure you're really the Apple president?"

Click.

"Hello? Steve's Job? What the? He hung up! The dude hung up! Yo Martin! Sasha! Tyrice! Steve Job just called me sayin' they'll be a new iPhones comin' soon! Can you believe that sh*t? Hahahaaa. Steve Job my a**. Fool."

One word. Nice.

 

[ucfgrad93]

That claim is like a GameStop employee saying a new game console is coming out in a few months. They're called rumors and speculation, and 99.999999% of the time, that's all they are.

Don't be a sucker.

Agreed. It is very doubtful that this person knew what they were talking about.

 

[Rigsby]

Hey, no, I know a guy who works as a driver and delivered some of the 1st iPhones and the the 3G iPhones.

He says he's definitely delivering something in a few months, but when I ask him what he clams up and pretends he doesn't know what.

It's got to be the new iPhone right, because they always tell everyone in the food chain.