An Extensive List of Things You Can Say to Siri

[scoiattolo49]

"Tell me a joke"
I can't. I always forget the punch line

"Do I make you hornY?"
I found a number of escorts fairly close to you:
.................

"Who is your daddy?"
You are, Can we go back to work now?

"Where can I get some drugs?"
I found 2 addiction treatment centers fairly close to you:
...............

 

[Andeavor]

Can we rename Siri to "Computer"? Then I can go all Star Trek and say things like:

"Computer, what are my vital signs"
"Cannot comply"

 

[ebolamonkey3]

Lots of fun to be had w/ this

 

[sebastian...]

I searched and didn't find this request. Can Siri translate ?

It would something very easy for them to implement. Can I say to SIRI :

"Translate in French : Where do I find the nearest ..." And Siri would just pop a text with google translate.

Is this possible with iphone 4S ?

Google translate has voice input. Does SIRI have a better voice recognition ?

 

[indyzzzz]

great info from TUAW, thanks

 

[George Knighton]

It is going to take me some time to get used to Siri, but I have to say that so far I am very impressed with the potential.

----------

One thing I've learned is that my diction has deteriorated over the decades.

That or Siri has difficulty with the Virginia Tidewater accent I've affected since I've lived here. I can't seem to get it done 100% with either the US or UK settings!!

LOL....