I'll pop out to the shops at some point tomorrow. We'll certainly need some milk, and a few other bits and pieces as well.
Did you want someone to take your messages??
Yes, although I'll be off to the shops tomorrow. I certainly wouldn't want to chance running out of things on Saturday night!are you open on Sunday there?
Don't forget Slim Jims. You could hollow it out and use it as a straw.I was planning on going to the International House of Pancakes and getting the crepe and Belgian waffle combo - since as an American, that's what we consider good cuisine and diverse culture.
Don't forget Slim Jims. You could hollow it out and use it as a straw.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.Oh yes, I forgot. I can use it to sip my delicious American beer. Nothing says "yum" like Slim Jim flavored Natural Light.
I'm headed to the Salt Museum.
I hope you're willing to learn.![]()
I may take an excursion to the bathroom and kitchen at some point. Awesome.![]()
If your excursion to the bathroom becomes an exertion, you need more fibre in your diet.
But, but ... snooty people everywhere will cry that it's not the right salt!I'm going to walk to the store and buy some table salt.
Yeah, well I hope you don't go to the big national one. It is all propaganda. Local artisanal salt museums in the Baltic tell it how it really is.
Oh yes, I forgot. I can use it to sip my delicious American beer. Nothing says "yum" like Slim Jim flavored Natural Light.
oh god I'm getting sick just thinking about that
Baltic? Everybody goes there. I like the stuff from this little place called the Black Sea. It's much more mellow and not as salty. I'm sure you've never heard of it.
oh puhlease, the Black Sea salt museum? You know that is funded entirely by Haliburton, right?