Well, everybody knows that Apple never updates system status page. I don't know why they even bothered to create it.
Last time I remember there was an Apple Music outage which took about 3 days and even then they didn't make any tiniest change on it. So Steve Jobs-ish!
Not sure what your reference to SJ was about, but I agree with the rest. Companies that have a Status page should use it! And companies that don't have one should get one! Some companies do a fantastic job with their system reports. Apple is not one of those, which is a shame.