Yes, all the commenters here are obviously more expert at software design than Apple. After all, Apple User Experience is consistently rated as the hardest-to-use, clumsiest, most retrograde and most inconsistent on the planet.
In contrast, Android innovation lets you have multiple ways of performing cut-n-paste, for example. (Where "multiple" means that each app does it a different way and if you don't use an app 100% of the time, you probably forgot what it is really going to do.)
Yeah, keep pushing Apple to dismember the UI. I'm really looking forward to a device that is designed by a committee of people who have never managed anything remotely as complex as iPhone.
Thanks for giving me the laugh!