This is all from my personal needs, but:
Understood, and to a degree, the same here...but also from a pragmatic perspective that fewer ports = stronger case ("Form Over Function"), which can also allow it to be lighter at the same strength. Considering that this anchor of an HP weighs nearly 8lbs, it could clearly benefit from being lighter.
-4 USB ports
I've never needed more than the 2 at once in my MBP. If you need more than 2, you're likely sitting at a desk where you have a USB hub handy anyway.
Plus since there's that docking port, that is another venue for having USB's.
On the road, I've found that it is nice to have 2 ports free to be able to quickly transferring files between two thumb drives without having to drop it onto the desktop.
However, the ability to do this varies by PC and Flash media device: I've seen many newer (larger) flash drives which are figuratively big & chunky, which end up blocking adjacent USB ports in both the "side by side" as well as "stacked" USB port configurations. As such, this utility mostly only exists with the older slim memory stick designs, which can fit into a USB port without blocking any of its neighbors. Its a pretty sad situation when you need 5 ports in order to get 3 useful ones.
From a personal perspective, because our IT disabled all autorun USB media as a security risk (Conficker) six months ago, the only thing that I can use USB for today under Windows while I'm on the road would be for a mouse and to synch/recharge my Blackberry...a total of 2 ports.
And for any of these, one could suggest another USB port to hook up a printer, but one doesn't generally carry around a printer, and a hub is tiny in comparison to any printer....and only costs $5 for the stereotypical 'poor college student'...I think we can skip ONE Starbucks coffee to pay for this.
-eSATA
Ok, one of the things I would like, but I don't have an external HDD anyway, so oh well.
Nice to have for an external HD, but its questionable on a laptop that has that docking port, particularly since the eSATA drive will always require a second cable for power too. So long as the docking station isn't expensive, you're much better off getting it and going for cabling convenience. Finally, it is effectively duplicative of the Firewire port, with the caveat that while it is a faster, it is unfortunately less capable, since eSATA can only be used to hook up just a HD - nothing else.
-1394 port
Check. And anyway, people still use firewire? Complete waste of space imo. USB is king.
Yes and No. FW is arguably friendlier for "on the road" HD's (think digital still photography - 2nd HD data backup) and unlike eSATA, it can also be used for interfacing to digital camcorders....plus with a reader, its a nice speedy I/O for still photography media cards.
OTOH, using it for an external HD generally runs into the same issue as the eSATA: why not just use the docking port? Personally, I'd keep this one, as the HP's docking station is $126 before $23 rebate ($103 net), unless I'm really looking at making a strong docking setup with external monitor, HDs, keyboard, mice, etc.
-(5 in 1 Media) Card reader
Something else I've never needed.
I've had need, but the built-ins are a bad joke IMNSHO.
First off, very few people have ever needed to use 5 different types of Media within the same 6 months, so there's again an inefficiency here...and if someone is crazy enough to have that many formats, what they really probably need is to cover all bases, which means a "23-in-one".
But more importantly, a built-in media card reader is functionally non-upgradable, and since flash media keeps on getting upgrades & changing, one can easily end up in 18 months with a slot that's incompatible with some the newest (highest capacity) formats....so you're going to end up with another reader anyway.
And from a pragmatic standpoint, they're dirt, water, & lint magnets that have no protective covers on most laptops...they become yet another source of failure for hardware that can't be easily serviced/replaced for the very reason that they are built-in.
Overall, if you want good I/O speed, you'll probably lean towards using a Firewire reader, and if you want the best of both worlds (speed & 'built-in'), you'll put the reader you need into the ExpressCard slot. For either approach, as your equipment changes (or technology), you can upgrade through simple replacement of a minor peripheral...helps to avoid premature obsolescence.
-Ethernet
Check again, got one.
But on the HP its a 10/100 10bT and not Gigabit Ethernet. True, this doesn't really matter for generic email or surfing, but for customers with a good LAN who's using network storage, you'll definitely notice the fact that the bandwidth of 100bT is much slower than USB2 (roughly 1/5th) when trying to do data backups, etc. Even wireless N is faster than 100bT today.
-Expresscard 54
I've got Expresscard 34, but once again, I've never used it, nor would I use 54.
Personally, I'd use it for memory cards. Since a CF reader for EC54 fits flush whereas it sticks out 1/4" for EC34, I'd prefer to have EC54, all other factors being equal...but EC34 works too. Either is significantly preferable to a permanently built-in slot for the reasons already mentioned.
-HDMI
Could be useful, but I have DVI soo..
-VGA
Once again, DVI.
Having both is trying to be accommodating to various corporate meeting rooms where you never know how new/old the projector is going to be. But since HDMI is relatively new, you'll need to carry a DVI adaptor with you anyway. Of course, if its a business machine, then why is there a TV tuner?
-Docking port
Why does anyone need a docking port? Just a plain USB hub should work for most people.
It will, but a docking station is useful for when one is building up a healthy desktop system while also needing to unplug relatively frequently. I've been using docking stations on my Thinkpads and it is handy. For an Enterprise application, HP's asking price of $126 ($103 after rebate) is worth spending, although for the stereotypical poor college student, he's going to get 90% of his utility from a simple $10 USB hub.
-HDTV tuner antenna
Nice feature, but using a slingbox would be much more versatile.
TV tuners in laptops are an odd idea, IMO. To be able to record means that your laptop is tied down to its desktop home and is thus, non-portable during that time. As such, if you're doing it to time-shift, you can't be on the road with the laptop....but if you're not on the road, then you're at home and there's probably a normal TV in the other room. As such, most of the perceived utility here seems to be for a college student in their dorm room who's supposed to be busy doing homework.
And this is for a 15.4" which has less space for ports than a 17.3" I would hardly call my Mac crippled.
A good catch, since much of this is a case of "There's a lot of ports because we can", because its a big honking 17" machine.
The Windows PC vendors are effectively stuck with a lack of product differentiation in many other areas, so they use 'feature counts' like this one: its not about if XYZ ports really provides customer value - its about having more XYZ than what Dell offers, so hopefully that the customer will buy the HP instead.
And "More Stuff!" is effectively what the message of this marketing campaign is about - - its not about if the 'Stuff' is really actually useful or not - - its merely the 'More (Bigger) is better' mantra. So golly gosh gee ... let's go buy that SUV of laptops without even thinking about if we really need seating for 7 (and 273 cup holders) when we only have one kid.
-hh