what really goes through the mind of someone who 'finds' an iPhone
What really goes through the mind of someone who 'finds' a likely valuable item (iPod, iPhone, etc.)? Here's how I see the potential thought process of "Lucky," who I will refer to as "The Thief," because he is a thief, regardless of how some choose to rationalize his thoughts/actions.
If someone like my clueless & honest mom found a prototype iPhone (let's say - in McDonald's - I cannot picture that woman in a bar), she would do one of the following:
- Ask to speak to the manager, and then hand him the phone, in case the owner came back or called, looking for it.
- Would leave a note w/ a # for the owner to call her to describe the item so she could make sure it was returned to the rightful owner
- Go to a local police station and turn it in as lost property and get a receipt. After 30 days, it becomes hers (in Dallas, anyway).
- Contact some techno-geek, who knows about gadgets and see what it is and what they think should be done with it.
Then, a fairly technically savvy individual, who understands the value of -holy cow! a prototype iPhone and is also dishonest and practices moral relativism, has the following things on his/her mind when/if they stumble upon this gem:
- Crap, some dude left his iPhone... gotta make this look good. No telling who saw me sitting here and taking the phone. Will sit here at the bar where I 'found' the phone and look like I'm waiting for my friend to come back - just in case he does come back and someone points at me and says, "He took your phone!" - I have a cover story that I was hoping they'd return and I was keeping it 'safe.' I mean, if it was a crappy flip phone, I'd just give it to the manager, because it's only worth something to the guy who lost it... but iPhone - sweet eBay cash, bebeh!
- Sit around for an hour and wait for many of the patrons to leave, including any nearby that saw me pocket the phone... then, with no witnesses who saw me 'find' it or the guy who it actually belonged to, now I will ask if anyone lost a phone. No answer. Sweet! I scored an iphone. I wonder how much this will pawn for or go for on eBay? Maybe Craigslist?
- Apple is probably tracking the GPS via MobileMe - crap, better put this sucker in Airplane mode.
- Gonna take it out of the 3G case to see if it's just a 3G or a 3GS - and sweet mother of Venus - it's totally different. Whoa. Cha-ching. Start thinking - this could be the way to pay off that student loan.
- Think about selling to someone in China - this will help them make the uberest of knock-offs before Apple releases theirs. Oh wait - that would be Federal time if I got caught. Not good. Ok, next idea. Whoa - drunk. Gotta crash and think on this in the morning.
- Oh, what a hangover I've got. Oh yeah, I found that sweet iPhone thingy. I live not too far from the mothership - this could be the real deal. I'm gonna take it out of airplane mode to see what kind of info I can garner... aw crap - it just got wiped. Sweet crap, probably just gave away my GPS coordinates - or close... good thing this apartment complex has so much concrete in it. Whew. Ok, back into airplane mode - it's freaking worthless as far as data, now.
- Idly think about selling on eBay - nope, scratch that. Apple will be all over that, I get no $, and it gets confiscated and I get embarrassed, maybe fined. That would suck and my girlfriend would probably dump me and tell all her friends on facebook.
- Find an unscrupulous 'news' organization that wouldn't hesitate to pay for the item. Gizmodo is full of pre-pubescent young boys who use jammers at the CES conference (and subsequently get bannded) - they're idiots with money - I'll sell to them.
- Better make the story look good, just in case one of the synapses fires in one of the brains of one of the Gizmodo people - so I know - not going to call Apple Corporate - or e-mail sjobs@apple.com, but we're going to call AppleCare and get transferred to some poor lackey in Bangalore who won't know what in the hell I'm talking about - and maybe he'll transfer me to tier 2, they'll think I'm an idiot or that I have a clone, then I'll be in the clear.
I don't claim to know the thoughts of any individual, but hearing the account of what this person claims to have done to try to get the device back to Apple, I don't believe they were being diligent in doing so. They were covering their butts. They knew they had a valuable item, otherwise they wouldn't have expected to get $5000 for just a cell phone. An item is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it... so it's worth at least $5K - bringing this to felony theft. At this point, red flags should be going off in the guy's head - whoa - is this right? No - too late, all the blood has already rushed into his wallet. Big head no longer thinking, nor has it done so in the past 30 days since acquiring the item.
IF they were smart enough to know how to fence the phone - who to contact, where to go, & how to not get caught with the phone in the interim, they are smart enough to know you don't call freaking AppleCare to return something like this. This is akin to finding a rolex that belongs to Ray Kroc and then calling the McDonald's on Preston Road in Dallas, asking the shift leader there where I'd return a watch that clearly belonged to McDonald's corporate. That would be ridiculous. You'd find the number to the corporate office of McDonald's, not someone who does tech support.
Apple may be so relieved that only the morons at Gizmodo got the phone, and not a company in China that would exploit the technology to make superior fakes, maybe they won't do anything to this guy or Gizmodo, but frankly, I think they should When Gizmodo took the thing apart to verify it was real (so is their story - honestly, would anyone pay $5K for a possible fake?), they should have realized what they had done - fenced stolen property unknowingly - and contact Apple. Did they? No - they relied on the story by the thief.
The whole story and attitude by Gizmodo shows that very little of anything they say/claim is to be trusted. The whole story just keeps unraveling to the casual observer. I hope Apple Legal is preparing to rake Gizmodo over the coals. So-called Journalists that behave like this should be relieved of duty and all those who were party to the transaction should be charged with grand larceny.