Dear sweet god, the mandatory BS when you buy an iPhone is torture enough, they're going to make me sit through that every time I want to buy a laptop?
Release day for the iPhone 5 in Nashville, they had a giant line, that took some people close to 15 hours to get through because they insisted on taking at least 30 minutes with each person to show them how to use the phone. I begged them to just let me pay and go home, but they made me sit through the BS.
Then when I needed a new laptop, it was another ordeal. First you have to talk to this colored shirt, who instructs you to wait for someone in a different colored shirt. That mouth breathing hipster yaps at you for a bit telling you how great he is, before he wanders into the back to find a computer for you.
This is what I want in a retail experience:
1) I walk into the store, without being hassled.
2) I go over to the shelf and pick up what I want.
3) I take it to the CASH REGISTER, pay and go home.
On a good day, I can complete that experience without having to speak to any minimum wage employees.