Apple Event Live Blog: iPhone 17, iPhone Air, New Apple Watches, and AirPods Pro 3

[Rogifan]

Jony Ive-esque video.

 

[yngrshr]

How bad have their videos gotten. All that acting is ****.

Acting? There's not even an attempt to act.

It's a bunch of bored office workers suffering through a Zoom continuing education call.

 

[Cuesca]

This actually brings me hope that the Pro will have a titanium frame as well.

 

[mceolsen]

Colors that invoke lightness....like black

 

[Slash787]

The plus model was a disaster so they came up with this, they should have made a smaller phone instead!

 

[macduke]

The camera bump on the iPhone Air is absolutely wild from the side.

 

[Nismo73]

It floats!

 

[HazeAndHahmahneez]

!!!!!!!! here we gooooo...

great video so far..

 

[tonie walker]

sounds like a low cost Jony Ive

 

[BGrifter]

Wish dot com Jony Ive is a perfect choice for this thing

 

[dustin_]

i’m not a big fan of sky blue, but that mirrored finish on the air is 😮‍💨

 

[delsoul]

I'm being dead serious when I say it's like Apple ran the entire presentation through ChatGPT and had it spit out . . . this.

These people have zero emotion whatsoever. There's zero excitement. No passion. Nothing.

Tim is now looking like he's high on coke staring wide-eyed at a camera in the dark. WTF is this?

You nailed it! I know some of these speakers are sometimes rigid, they're just corporate stiffs. But this is next level lack of enthusiasm and it shows. It's like a mixture of chatgpt and feeling of being defeated in the way they are speaking.

 

[DJM1740]

iPhone Air...was the camera bump thicker than the main body??

 

[yanki01]

Jony Ive-esque video.

Aluminum

 

[Haziza]

Will we see another bendgate in 2025?

 

[PJM83]

How does Apple know how many selfies people took this year or last or whenever?

They track everything in their Chinese data centers.

 

[tonie walker]

the air is a test product for iFold

 

[anthorumor]

Time to chuck a case on the thinnest iPhone ever

 

[Nismo73]

AI Ive

 

[BornAgainMac]

The iPhone Air is still fat compared to the iPad Pro 13 inch M4.

 

[macrumors3000]

is he the new indian Jony Ive?

 

[carbocation]

I want Apple to understand that I include the entire thickness of the camera bump when I think about the thinness of a phone. I don't care how thin the rest of the body is. (Or if anything, I prefer the body a bit thicker.)

 

[CloudChief]

Isn't the camera bump cheating

 

[benthewraith]

This phone is going to go into a case, why sacrifice battery life for such a thin profile?

 

[LedRush]

Why does every female presenter have ludicrously oversized pants?