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That keynote was hilarious. I have never heard so many marketing buzzwords in my life for the cameras! I have no idea what they were talking about. Your pictures are now motion mosaic rotated nano hydroxide integrated with stop true style horizontal pro-processed!
With magic crystals bonding it all together.

None of it would work without the crystals.
 
am I the only one who noticed Tim's lower front teeth look terrible ?
 

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At least we get some new colours in iPhone events. If you look at MacBook Air keynotes of the last few years ... that's just M1, 2, 3, 4. Even when you decide to buy, you realise that 364 days later you'll have an outdated computer.

The only interesting keynotes are the ones which have one more thing. Like you said: the rest are just press releases.

At, to be honest, the stand iPhone 17 is fair enough, just as last years 16 was fair enough - it’s not very exciting, but there are some solid upgrades - mainly promotion, which people bitched and Mainer about being absent last year. If you’ve an iPhone that’s dying, the 17 (non air non pro ) is a solid looking device.
 
At, to be honest, the stand iPhone 17 is fair enough, just as last years 16 was fair enough - it’s not very exciting, but there are some solid upgrades - mainly promotion, which people bitched and Mainer about being absent last year. If you’ve an iPhone that’s dying, the 17 (non air non pro ) is a solid looking device.
If i didn't have a phone at all the IPhone 17 looks like a solid device. The 8* zoom lens in the pro max is a digital crop. you can do that in about a dozen different ways. the orange colourway and their abuse of the word paradox was probably the boldest thing they did!
 


Apple's "Awe Dropping" event kicks off today at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time, where we're expecting to see the iPhone 17 lineup, several updated Apple Watch models, and the third-generation AirPods Pro unveiled, and perhaps some other announcements.

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So what happened to Airpods Pro 3 and Bluetooth 6? There's no point without Hi-Res. The noise cancellation is probably not good enough for my gym anyway, especially for £249. So much money for so little more.
 
So they push titanium as the best material ever for two years… and suddenly it’s just back to ALYOO-MINIUM, no explanation? No mention of why? Yikes.
Remember when the iPhone 15 Pro's came out two years ago and majority of the people on this site were raging about how hot the phones got or how easily they got damaged with titanium? Apple is going back to what worked before and people are still mad SMH.
 
Was that presentation thing today for real? I'm thinking it had to be a joke. And Tim Cook looked really old. I'm five years older than he is and he looks like my father. I guess money really cannot buy everything--although I'd like to try.
 
But wait, Apple just built a new time travel machine described as "the most profound leap since the invention of time."

The new Temporal Pro is crafted from a single block of patented TechWoven alloy, ensuring your paradoxes are contained in a sleek, minimalist design. At its heart is the blazingly fast C1 temporal chip, which works in perfect Genlock with the N2 nexus engine to prevent you from accidentally un-existing yourself.

For those crucial timeline selfies, the Tetraprism Chrono-Lens captures 24th-century light with an all-new Photonic Engine, while ProFusion imaging seamlessly blends your past, present, and future into a single, flattering photo.

And don't worry about overheating during intense temporal rips—the advanced VaporChamber cooling system ensures your visit to the Jurassic period won't result in a meltdown. All your journey's data is securely logged in the ProLes Log, so you can finally prove to your friends that you did invent the fist bump.

Pre-orders for the Cretaceous period begin 9-12.

... no wait still just a bunch of marketing BS about the new iPhone.
I didn't watch but this being Apple marketing & sales, I have to ask ... did they really say all these things? 🤣
 
Remember when the iPhone 15 Pro's came out two years ago and majority of the people on this site were raging about how hot the phones got or how easily they got damaged with titanium? Apple is going back to what worked before and people are still mad SMH.

Some people will always be mad. Being outages on the internet is a hobby, it gives people something to do.

The reality is, if they really were that disappointed with Apple’s products, they wouldn’t be spending time on an Apple-focused forum.

They’d move on and do something more enjoyable to them.

Fan-base complain bitterly and toxically about what they are fans of because they enjoying it.

They enjoy having something to complain about. It gives them their daily jollies.

Complaining is very easy, because you don’t have to make anything better.

There’s nothing more to it than that.

I generally don’t trust a person who complains about everything; it makes the think that they’re lazy.

O do respect people who complain about a specific thing, explain why they’re complain, and present a reasonably workable solution.

These tend to be the same people who also say something g is good when they think it is good. They’re not stingy with their compliments when compliments are justified.
 
This accessory is pregnant with potential.

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Unfortunately (for some), it’s only compatible with the Air.
 

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