I'm going the exact opposite direction. There is some vendor-specific Windows-only engineering software I need to use for work that I previously had a Boot Camp partition for, but it's not high performance (at all) so my solution is to just buy a garbage Windows laptop to keep around the office that I can break out when I need it.
Assuming that there are even rudimentary virtualized Windows options available eventually (hello, VirtualPC from the time long ago!), that'll probably be perfectly sufficient for everything I need other than playing the Valkyria Chronicles series games, which have moderate GPU needs and are Win-only.
Hey, man, not like the good old days of the 15" MBP I'm using, which has... let's see... zero upgradable parts.
I believe 2015 was the last time Apple released a laptop that had anything internally upgradable, and you haven't been able to upgrade anything other than the SSD since 2011. If you're harping on the upgradability of an Apple laptop at this point you either haven't bought one in a decade or are using the wrong brand of computer.