If the company is doing great, like a trillion dollar company with huge profits year after year, why not share the wealth with employees on a transparent basis?, for example: a special bonus due to covid situation, stress and hard efforts with a higher amount paid to those working longer at Apple?. Share the wealth created by your employees!!!.
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I…. I…. I’m a teacher! Yes, I really am. I teach children. Share the wealth. HA haaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Thank you so much for this! I’m on the train home after teaching kids all day and this post has sooooo brightened me up with its childlike naivety.
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