I'm curious... How are all of the Apple devices in your house rendered *useless* due to Siri?
If I had a keyboard that had even a 0.1% failure rate, like once in a while it typed S instead of A, I would throw that keyboard in the recycling bin.
Siri’s (subjective) failure rate started at around 5% in 2011. It’s more like 75% now. It is an utter POS that tarnishes the rest of the user experience of Apple devices, both for me (been an avid Apple nerd since 1982) and my partner (only managed to lure her to the Apple side a few years ago).
Every single time I invoke Siri, I brace myself for idiocy. It’s like having a personal assistant who recently suffered a massive head injury and is trying to hide that fact — and not at all succeeding.
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“Hey, Siri: bedroom light 100%.”
*turns bedroom light off*
“Hey, Siri: bedroom light on.”
*no response*
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“Hey, Siri: what’s the weather like in Hastings?”
*gives me the weather for Hastings in the UK; I live in New Zealand*
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“Hey, Siri: set a four minute timer.”
(around five minutes later) “Hey, Siri: how long is left on the timer?”
“There are no timers running.”
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“Hey, Siri: give me driving directions for (specific address in Lower Hutt)”
*gives me directions for the Lower Hutt CBD*
“No. Give me directions for (specific address)”
*repeats same directions for Lower Hutt CBD*
“NO. GIVE ME DIRECTIONS FOR (SPECIFIC ADDRESS)”
*no response*
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“Hey, Siri: what’s the temperature in the bathroom?”
“The temperature sensor is not responding.”
*checks in Home app: the temperature sensor definitely is responding*
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“Hey, Siri: can cats safely eat pumpkin?”
“I found some web results. You can view them on your iPhone.”
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“Hey, Siri: add milk to the groceries list.”
“Who is speaking?”
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“Hey, Siri: how long will it take me to get home?”
“You’ll need to unlock your iPhone first.”
(I’m driving and don’t want to crash my damn car trying to unlock my damn iPhone)
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“Hey, Siri: tomorrow at 7, remind me to take out the rubbish.”
*creates a reminder for 7pm tonight instead of 7am*