Story of the day:
What I'm guessing is happening is that crazy data users who are too cheap to get a larger data package were always cutting it close to the limit. One day, they realized that they went over the limit by quite a bit because their careless child was too busy purchasing games and watching youtube videos having purposely turned off wifi for no reason other than because he is an ignorant little beast. Realizing that their son was at fault, they confronted the son, but his sweet puppy eyes melted their hearts and they decided that they shouldn't cough up the extra money because it wasn't their fault. Clearly, the child was tricked and forced to use data because a hologram of Tim Cook appeared in front of the child and instructed him as such. So the parents looked over everything that was new in iOS 9, and they giggled to themselves in delight as they read about the "wifi assist" feature.
"Look here sweetie," said the husband. "This can be a goldmine for us. We don't have to pay for the overage charges, and we can pocket some extra cash as well."
"Oh that's such a wonderful idea darling." the wife responded, gleefully clapping her hands. "How do we go about doing this?"
"We'll just start a class action lawsuit because it, by default, changes from wifi to data when the wifi signal is weak. It doesn't even tell us!" the husband boasted. "That's why I'm the smartest in my family." He said, tapping the side of his head.
"Yes you are snookums."
And so they started a class action lawsuit demanding that Apple pay for their overage fees because it's Apple fault for anything.
Bonus story of the day:
A family of 5 had 4 iPhone 6s's. But little Teddy was still a baby and didn't have a need for a smartphone so he got to use mommy and daddy's phone. One day, little Teddy accidentally charged $5000 in-app purchases. When questioning the parents, News 5 reported that there was no way for little Teddy to charge anything; this was clearly Evil Apple at work again.
As News 5 waited, little Teddy begged for the phone and the parents happily gave the phone to Teddy. News 5 observed that the phone was not unlocked, but little Teddy was able to put his thumb on the home button and unlock the phone. When questioned the parents, in a rather rude tone, said, "of course little Teddy has his fingerprint set up to be recognized on this phone. But those purchases were clearly accidentally, little Teddy was forced into purchasing that much." They looked at little Teddy, who nodded his head in excitement, unaware that the parents he looked up to were blithering idiots.
DISCLAIMER: I'm just joking BTW, neither of these stories is true, but nonetheless, I'm sure no one would be surprised if it was true.