Event Schedule for the 10th onwards.
10:05am - Stars a few mins late with Tim Cooking running on Stage to applause
10:10 - 11:00am - Tim talks about how many bagillions of Apple products they've sold to make it look like their the best company ever.
11:00-11:30am - The iPhone 5C is launches to applause and shocked looks with some "ooooh's" throw in even though everyone knows everything about it already
11:30am - Midday - The 5S is announced and people around the Forum say how sexy it is while Twitter is full of people saying "It's the iPhone5 again".
Midday to Pre-Order launches - People on forums all arguing with each other of why their model is the best and how excited they are by a phone nearly identical to what they already have.
After pre-ordering, the internet is full of "I ordered iphone X, I'm gonna sleep with it all the time. It's my new Girlfriend and I love her"
When phone arrives, the forum is going to be full of "this feature doesn't work" or "it's got a dent in the side".