Apple Music Coming to Chocolate Bars

[Kar98]

Ritter Sport is trash, this is a terrible match.

Well it’s better than Hershey although that bar is practically a tripping hazard in hell.

 

[conmee]

Need some Accept!

 

[UliBaer]

I don't need Apple Music, but Ritter Sport is essential for my kind of sports activities! 👍 🤣

 

[tuckerjj]

I always wanted to see Apple themed novelty socks from Marks & Spencer, a British food and clothes store - they have had Star Wars, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, the Muppets, and other franchises in the past - but I figured that, since M&S wasn’t a global brand (and AFAIK not at all known in the US), there was no chance. Now I’m not so sure.

They generally come in packs of five, so I’d want pairs with a classic Mac, Finder logo, iPod classic, original iPhone, and the Apple logo (either white or six colours).

 

[benface]

All, y'all listen up. This is the variety y'all ought to try next:
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I hate praline filling! Never understood why anyone liked it.

 

[lepetitnicolas]

There will be a QR code on the back of each bar that links directly to the album on Apple Music and provides a free trial subscription to the service.

A QR code is square. A chocolate tablet is made of squares. A square of chocolate has 4 sides. A QR code has 4 sides. 4/2 is 2. 2+4 is 6. "iTunes" has 6 letters in it. "Ritter" has also 6 letters in it. Coincidence ? Impossible ! 6+6+6 illuminatis confirmed.

 

[tonmischa]

Their ad agency is creative.

 

[thecombatwombat]

This weirdly sums up everything I hate about tech.

Who is old enough to remember when the iTunes store first launched, and they gave away song credits in Pepsi bottles?

They got me, the first songs I got on iTunes were with those credits. And I still "own" those tracks. Now it's a free trial to a forever subscription.

Tech has gotten worse.

 

[Ankaa]

As a German, I'm like 'Lol, what?!?' about the music selection 🫣

 

[rickdollar]

A Ritter Sport is a delicious treat.

 

[BigDO]

I love how they used the wired EarPods.

 

[Alloween]

TBH: As a german, I think this choice in music is basically commercial crap of the lowest level. Most people outside the german speaking part of Europe have probably no clue who these people are - aside from the Scorpions… and they do not even have an iconic album on the choclate bar.

 

[the8thark]

Apparently, German music history didn't start until 1990.

Scorpions - Crazy World : released in 1990
Cro - RAOP : released in 2012
Helene Fischer – Farbenspiel : released in 2013
Marteria – Zum Glück In Die Zukunft II : released in 2014
Sarah Connor – Muttersprache : released in 2015


Not one German industrial music artist/band such as Einstürzende Neubauten, KMFDM, Rammstein, or Die Krupps. 🙄

No Kraftwerk either.

 

[SBlue1]

Ritter Sport is trash, this is a terrible match.

Best German big brand chocolate. Never understood the hype around Milka.

 

[MysteriousStain]

Oh, a free trial of Apple services! It's not often you see that

 

[sos47]

Ritter Sport should add Bands like „Schwoißfuaß“ or „MC Bruddaal“

 

[lusty]

This weirdly sums up everything I hate about tech.

Who is old enough to remember when the iTunes store first launched, and they gave away song credits in Pepsi bottles?

They got me, the first songs I got on iTunes were with those credits. And I still "own" those tracks. Now it's a free trial to a forever subscription.

Tech has gotten worse.

And you can get the free trial anyway, so what this is, is an advert.

 

[Schnegg]

Best German big brand chocolate. Never understood the hype around Milka.

"German big brand chocolate" is a questionable concept to start with. It is not possible to make good chocolate on the cheap.

 

[iPhysicist]

Was? Wieso fehlt DAF (Deutsch amerikanische Freundschaft) mit Alles ist gut. Aber die Hupfdole Fischer ist dabei?

For all the non german native speaker:
¿Qué? ¿Por qué falta DAF (Deutsch amerikanische Freundschaft) con Alles ist gut? ¿Pero la pseudobailarina Fischer sí está?

I really miss the days when apple music was the go to standard for me for good music. I still use it as my standard source of music and I really enjoy apple music country on the road - but this “collaboration” is sickening and I do not refer to the sugar count in every chocolate bar. Yeah a lot of drama but I really hate Helene Fischer.

That’s not german music - non of it.

 

[svish]

Fun way to promote. Will be good if a free month is also possible for existing subscribers.

 

[SpanishAppleNerd]

Helene Fischer is cool

 

[SpanishAppleNerd]

Was? Wieso fehlt DAF (Deutsch amerikanische Freundschaft) mit Alles ist gut. Aber die Hupfdole Fischer ist dabei?

For all the non german native speaker:
¿Qué? ¿Por qué falta DAF (Deutsch amerikanische Freundschaft) con Alles ist gut? ¿Pero la pseudobailarina Fischer sí está?

I really miss the days when apple music was the go to standard for me for good music. I still use it as my standard source of music and I really enjoy apple music country on the road - but this “collaboration” is sickening and I do not refer to the sugar count in every chocolate bar. Yeah a lot of drama but I really hate Helene Fischer.

That’s not german music - non of it.

Why the hate on Fischer lol

 

[Kar98]

This weirdly sums up everything I hate about tech.

Who is old enough to remember when the iTunes store first launched, and they gave away song credits in Pepsi bottles?

They got me, the first songs I got on iTunes were with those credits. And I still "own" those tracks. Now it's a free trial to a forever subscription.

Tech has gotten worse.

Only if you let it.
You can easily set up your own media server at home and stream the music you own to your phone.

 

[Kar98]

Why the hate on Fischer lol

She’s like the German Schlager Taylor Swift: commercial dross.

 

[Babitongan]

I can't stand the idea of Apple Music coming from a square with such non-rounded corners.