I doubt anyone disappointed in the MB will enjoy a chromebook, OPs hyperbole aside. I was commenting on your suggestion that if you don't love the current revision of a product you've been using for a long time, just switch to a competitor. You seem to be trying to support Apple with the comment, but if that were Apple's opinion they really would be doomed. They don't want to drive away customers any more than any other company.
I currently have/use a 2011 and 2017 MBP. The 2017 has a nicer screen, nicer sounds quality, and is overall a sleek machine, it takes good advantage of newer tech. But -- the 2011 feels like a higher quality build; nicer curves and edges, more premium feel (the keyboard, light up logo, breathing LED, chime, etc). And of course ports are better than dongles, upgradable internals mean longer service life, etc.