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Does anybody need a depressed robot trying to guilt you into keeping it company? As with many things not allowed on tables, one should be robots.
 
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Me to the robot: "Will you stop looking around and hold that light still!!"

Since they are attempting to simulate emotions, I'm guessing it will demonstrate an "I'm offended" emotion and turn the light off. Then you are standing there in the dark, needing to sincerely apologize to the robot and probably promise it some night out or gift. The longer you delay, the higher it turns up the phaser intensity setting. ;)
 
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This is not actual product. Apple Machine learning Research team published a 12 page paper on importance of human like movement with a prototype lamp. Grumman just added his usual guess work out of his a,, with a product launch of 2027.
yup, and calling it a "prototype" in conjunction with the Gurman rumor is a far stretch...
 
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Someone at Apple: I have this totally crazy idea of a lamp that moves really slowly towards me when I need light right away and it also dance while I’m cooking next to it for some reason…

Martketing: Whoa! Let’s make 400 million of them!

All of these negative comments are stark examples of lack of creativity.

This has *nothing* to do with a desk-bound robot. It's research only, and extremely exciting research!

Totally impressed by this announcement! 🤩 The future looks bright!
 
Wow, the next time Apple acuses any company of plagerurism,..please just play this video.

Apple literally had a video of luxo Jr and simply COPIED it's movements!
 
It's not a product it's a concept. Innovation comes with research and design... Not pessimistic snarky commentary. Jesus we've gotten so damn down and out in pessimism. I think its actually quite cool...

Unless you ridicule concepts, out of desperation they become products.

As for innovation, no you're wrong. True innovation comes from finding an existing need and satisfying it for the first time or in some unique way. What we have here and in a lot of situations is someone trying to create a new product class to build a new market in which satisfies no need other than growth.
 
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Unless you ridicule concepts, out of desperation they become products.

As for innovation, no you're wrong. True innovation comes from finding an existing need and satisfying it for the first time or in some unique way. What we have here and in a lot of situations is someone trying to create a new product class to build a new market in which satisfies no need other than growth.
Except it’s a demo of their research and research paper. Not uncommon in the industry to publish research with a prototype demo.
 
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In any way compares to Who asked for a robot that pouts when you leave it at home?

100% something the BOB-era Microsoft would've done.

My point is just about every new (and very successful) product Apple introduces is reflexively categorized as a flop. iPod, iPhone, iPad, Watch, etc.

Now, however... there were some genuine flops: Lisa, Apple Quicktake Camera, Apple G4 PowerMac Cube, Apple HiFi, Apple iPod Sox. But those were developed under and introduced by the previous CEO.
 
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…And if it’s pushed into a sink full of water, does it writhe and scream?
It will give you a thumbs up👍 before sinking completely.
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