I did the online support tonight for my distorted left AirPod Pro. Since I've been through this process multiple times, I typed this upfront:
"My AirPods Pro (serial# H36GKK8Zxxxx) are malfunctioning in that the left earbud sounds as if it is distorted or “blown.” It makes the same sound with all my devices, which include an iPhone 11, iPhone 13 Max Pro, iPad Pro 11 and 12.9, and iPad mini 6. All my devices are on the current operating system. I have tried resetting the airpods pro, and reestablishing connections to my devices, and it doesn’t fix the problem. I have tried changing out the rubber ear tip and cleaning them, and that also doesn’t fix the problem. The distortion occurs with music and phone calls. The distortion is significantly worse with active noise cancellation and transparency mode turned on. I have 2 other pairs of airpods pro, both of which have required replacement. This is a known problem with Airpods, and Apple has a replacement program:
https://support.apple.com/airpods-pro-service-program-sound-issues. I would appreciate it if you would send me a box to return my distorted pair. Thank you."
First question from the technician: "can you tell me the serial number of the AirPods?" Ugh. First line of my text.
Next reply from the technician: "sorry to say, but your AirPods don't qualify for the program." I respond with, "okay, but they are just a few months old, shouldn't they be under warranty?" Technician said, "it is a limited warranty, I will look into a send in option for you."
Next reply from the technician: "Would you want to be contacted with a new repair quote if additional issues are found?" My response: "If they are under warranty, why would I have to pay for a repair if they are faulty?" Tech: "no the quote is if anything additional is found." Me:"Don't send me a quote, I've already spent enough on these faulty earbuds and I'm not paying a dime more."
I'm thinking about getting these back and putting them up immediately on eBay. Would be nice to recoup some money from this overpriced junk.