As the risk of having you call me rude again, I think you're the one with the snarky attitude here. "I just can't get through to these peons that they're in the minority and they should shut up and eat whatever Apple dishes out without complaint." Well, most people tend to view these things through the prism of how it affects them, not how it affects Apple's bottom line. I suspect you'd think differently if Apple were axing a technology important to you.
I would guess that a minority of customers use the audio input port on their laptop. I would also guess a minority use the external monitor connection, the ethernet port, both USB ports simultaneously, or for that matter over 75% of the software that comes with OS X. By your argument Apple could just drop all of that stuff, purely for the reason of maximizing their profits, and no one should complain about it.