This is the part you are missing. Apple is the top-ranked tech company for customer satisfaction in this area, in addition to customer satisfaction with their products. The EU issues fines all the time, bigger fines to Apple's competitors. That's unrelated to customer satisfaction rates overall.
Great man. I heard that only 4 times in a row.
But anyway, I feel so good now.
My MacBook breakdowns, noisy voice recording, Wifi- and bluetooth connection problems, loose connectors all of a sudden just dissolved into a percentage.
I realize I should be happy now to be part of that 98% satisfied herd, despite my failed and unrepaired stuff, lost magsafe and headphone jacks, etc.
I have been such a negative, obsessive, rapist idiot because of device malfunctioning and disorder.
But now I see The Light.
It just doesn’t matter if the thing is brain-dead or not, as long as I can contribute with 3 grand or anything that suits Apple and mr Cook, their performance stats and happiness. Whatever rip-off to get it repaired again - it doesn’t matter, as long as I contribute.
Why? Because 98% of cust. satisfaction, 300 mio’s of people can’t be wrong.
As Sultan Cook told them so - and Emir tromboneaholics’ repeated echo will resonate it until the end of times.
Man, I thought Apple was liable, but it must have been me who was lying.
Instead of being that negative rebellion I was, I should have let Apple do the thinking, as they far better know what’s best for their customers - including myself.
I’ll will bind a rosy strick around my dick, start reproducing myself to propagate the self-propelling Cookette cult-community. Offering them similarly braindead auto-repeaters, because 300 mio is not enough.
Man, I feel like a Siri shortcut that just became human.
I’m so happy - where can I donate to even further contribute to the former autist turf with contempt for anything remotely resembling a customer.
O wait, they’re my hero’s now.