You just watch: Apple's going to throw the biggest curve ball ever. I mean seriously curved. So curved that it follows the curvature of the fabric of space-time and turns the ball into a bowl of petunias and a very confused whale.
Apple's not doing MacBook/Pro updates. The Mini is becoming the xMac.
What would people do? Honestly, we're all hitting refresh 20 times a minute (I am, and I don't even want a MacBook/Pro), and then the Waiters see...
A minitower.
It would be a gargantuan hit and the MacBook complainers would be overshadowed by the minitower waiters getting their wishes.