Apple Teases Next Week's WWDC 2026 Event: 'All Systems Glow'

[macguy167]

The name Siri is doomed. Apple should had changed that name.

To: Sirnizal!

 

[macguy167]

This will certainly be Apple's second saddest Apple event in history. Being Tim's last (YAY!!!)

That being said, my expectation of WWDC is at all time low. 2/10.

Sorry, mine is more like 0.5/10, so if they literally don't face plant on the floor, it should be a huge success!

 

[macguy167]

Hopefully, Siri actually works...somewhat.

Current version of Siri is pretty much useless. Has been since it was first released.

I can not rely on Siri to set a freak’n timer properly (no, please don't bother with the comments like ”you don't know how to use Siri—it’s not that complicated!")

 

[wegster]

I can not rely on Siri to set a freak’n timer properly (no, please don't bother with the comments like ”you don't know how to use Siri—it’s not that complicated!")

Lol, or recognize there's one set on <whichever random Siri instance, usually NOT the one you wanted, decided to set one>... awesome using as a cooking timer to find 'there are no timers set.' Just utter trash, hard to do worse, really.