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Apr 12, 2001

Apple is teasing its media event tomorrow with a tongue-in-cheek "live stream" of the Steve Jobs Theater on its website.


We've been watching the stream at a glance for around six hours now, over which time we've seen everything from people cleaning the stage to a video of a dancer to an incoming iPhone call from Captain America actor Chris Evans. Marvel fans will be disappointed to hear that Apple missed the call.



Update: NBA star Kevin Durant may be at the Apple Event tomorrow based on the latest teaser of an iMessage conversation with Tim Cook. Apple is working on an original series about Durant's early life for its streaming video service.
Steve Jobs Theater live stream fun continues...@tim_cook: So you're at Apple Park?@KDTrey5: Yeah.Kevin Durant at the Apple Event tomorrow? Apple ordered a TV series about the NBA star's early life for its streaming video service. - (@MacRumors) March 24, 2019
So, what did you do with your day?Watched a 342 mile livestream of a CarPlay drive from Hollywood to Steve Jobs Theater#AppleEvent - (@MacRumors) March 25, 2019
Apple's keynote begins at 10:00 a.m. Pacific Time on Monday.

Article Link: Apple Teases Tomorrow's Special Event With Humorous 'Live Stream' of Steve Jobs Theater


macrumors member
Aug 3, 2001
Syracuse, NY
A man carrying a ladder. A lady pushing a dust mop! A fellow has placed the stage microphone, walked stage right, dissolved to invisible (!!) then reintegrated and left the stage. I must be hallucinating. Darn good brownies.

The tension is growing...

If this keeps up, I'm going to believe in faeries and a new Mac Pro.

An Emily Dickinson poetry reading from a sound engineer, oh rapture:


Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune--without the words,
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.

I've heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.

... Spooky man has removed the microphone again ...

A slowly moving drone camera view of the Hollywood sign in the distance as the sun sets. √ Theme marker.
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Mar 8, 2019
I’m not sure what to expect tomorrow. Nothing I’ve seen in any rumors indicates anything I’d be interested in. It all seems so.....boring.

Makes me wonder if Apple actually has something surprising in store, because what I’ve seen so far doesn’t impress.


Sep 21, 2012
In the middle of several books.
Netflix, Amazon mostly have unwatchable content, I don't expect any different from Apple's Service.
If you want watchable content, you have to look towards the older shows (for the most part). From what I have seen of the new stuff, it lacks any witty repartee, depth, or longevity. It seems a lot of the shows today cater to those who love to see constant dysfunction (in the extreme), listen to canned laughter after every line, and shorter series seasons.
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