Here's to my wishful thinking that there will be a one more thing
And it goes like this
Steve Jobs: And one more thing...
[crowd craps their pants]
*graphic on screen shows two darkened logos*
Steve Jobs: I'm sure you've heard by now that Apple is expanding their iPhone service to new carriers...
[crowd proceeds to further soil their pants]
Steve Jobs: We will start rolling out the iPhone 4 to Verizon early in the first quarter of 2011
*Verizon logo becomes clear and colored*
[crowd goes crazy]
Steve Jobs: ... and, early next year too we expect to introduce the iPhone to Sprint customers as well
[I crap my pants]

And it goes like this
Steve Jobs: And one more thing...
[crowd craps their pants]
*graphic on screen shows two darkened logos*
Steve Jobs: I'm sure you've heard by now that Apple is expanding their iPhone service to new carriers...
[crowd proceeds to further soil their pants]
Steve Jobs: We will start rolling out the iPhone 4 to Verizon early in the first quarter of 2011
*Verizon logo becomes clear and colored*
[crowd goes crazy]
Steve Jobs: ... and, early next year too we expect to introduce the iPhone to Sprint customers as well
[I crap my pants]