Geez... so even when I put a smiley on it, in follow up to an obvious joke, people still don't realize that I was joking? "Apple is about to release as tablet," is a running gag by now, repeated to the point of absurdity by people who (mostly) haven't thought it through. If Apple produces one, half of the people clamoring for it will be pissed off that it doesn't work with a stylus (like the ModBook), or the other half will be pissed off that it doesn't work with fingers (like the iPhone). Or if it incorporates both technologies, half will be pissed off that it costs so much. And that it doesn't come/comes with a keyboard. And internal optical drive. And that it runs Mac OS X/iPhoneOS. And then it'll sell like aTV 1.0.Doubt it.
Oh, I get it... you're joking. Your Newton replacement is called the "iPod Touch".But it would be cool to see a Newton replacement.