Dateline Cupertino,
Today Apple announced that their upcoming iPhone 18 line of phones will come in a special EU version, running the Android OS. Apple announced these new phones as “the most advanced Android phones money could buy.”
“Android OS really flies on Apple Silicon” said newly rehired employee Sam “Sung” Stuan.
Added Apple CEO Tim Xi Cook: “These iPhones have the highest profit margin of any iPhone yet, as we were able to cut both our R and D and legal costs in half.”
Today Apple announced that their upcoming iPhone 18 line of phones will come in a special EU version, running the Android OS. Apple announced these new phones as “the most advanced Android phones money could buy.”
“Android OS really flies on Apple Silicon” said newly rehired employee Sam “Sung” Stuan.
Added Apple CEO Tim Xi Cook: “These iPhones have the highest profit margin of any iPhone yet, as we were able to cut both our R and D and legal costs in half.”