Critical thinking or flaming, I think you have them confused. Now before I get some trolling, I will explain my basic assumptions.
I believe he used a literary device called a hyperbole, and was not literally upset with the apple watch when it landed on the mat. This is because if he was dissatisfied with the Watch as soon as it landed on his doormat, that would mean he had not had the chance to open the box. Moreover, if he experienced any dissatisfaction at the moment the boxed landed on this door mat, the dissatisfaction should be directed at box, and not the contains in the box. I believe he opened the door, opened the box, used it, and then shortly after sold the device. This last leap was made because he alludes to dissatisfaction as he is posting against the accuracy of a survey.
Anyways, If he was a scalper and one of those flippers, by all means count me for some scolding! You may trump me with this survey, but using critical thinking and applying my basic understanding of literary techniques, I am open to the fact he may be one of those not satisfied with an Apple product.
There, I SAID IT. An Apple Fan boy MIGHT not be happy with an Apple product..... I guess I should be executed for such treason.....
And having used the Apple Watch, I decided it was not for me at this time as many others have expressed on this site. I am excited for wearables and see lots of potential, and am excited for future generations.