Too clunky and geeky to be fashion.
I invite you to come back a year from now and retract this statement.
First off, fashion is such a weird concept. Last night I bought some food at a grocery store in Denver. The cashier one aisle over looked like a young white high school kid. I'd guess a part timer making some extra cash while in school.
He was standing there with his jeans pulled down, as was once popular among African American wannabe gangster types.
It looks stupid, is wildly impractical, and the only reason people do it is because they think it is a trend.
So to your point, when people perceive something as fashionable, they will do it no matter how stupid or impractical it might be. Kris Kross used to wear their jeans on backwards, and people copied.
I reject your 'clunky' description, since there has been a huge trend in bigger watches as of late.
Back in 2010, Rolex, a brand synonymous with watches and rarely changing the designs that have spanned decades, increased their popular Submariner watch to 40mm, because that's what people wanted. Some of the less conservative watch makers are exceeding 46mm these days.
I just went to Fossil's website, a brand popular among youngsters who can't afford high end brands, pretty much every watch on their New Arrivals section is around 44mm.
One of my concerns about the Apple watch was that 42mm might be a little small.
As for geeky, there was a time when asking a girl for their email address was considered geeky. I don't think that Apple Watch is going to have the same stigma as Google Glass.
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I find Siri and high quality experience to be an oxymoron at times.
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I am a watch guy and feel the same way. My Citizen SkyHawk was chosen specifically because I'm lazy. It charges itself, sets its own time (via radio), and is waterproof. I havent had to remove the watch from my arm since buying years ago, and I havent had to fiddle with it.
Here comes Apple with a watch that is truly uninspiring, and requires the user to modify their behaviour and routine to accomodate the watch, instead of the watch integrating seamlessly into their life. The only way they can sell it is with this hipster type advertising as a fashion accessory. So I commend them for knowing the market, and how to sell just about anything, as I have no doubt it will sell very well.
I was unfamiliar with that specific watch, so I just Googled it. HOLY SMOKES that's a watch that makes Breitling look plain. Never seen so much stuff going on on a single display!
I disagree that the Apple Watch is uninspiring. In fact I think some of the attentional to detail and personalization ideas are incredible. I've never seen a high end watch where you can easily switch your own strap, remove links without a tool, and customize to that extent. I think from a watch making standpoint Apple have hit it out of the park.
I have a really nice watch, that I really like and cost a fair bit. Yet I am considering leaving it at home all week so I can use the Apple Watch for work.
As for modifying my routine. I have to plug my iPhone and iPad in every night. What's one more gadget? I don't really see that as a huge inconvenience.