I'm willing to get up at 3am EST, order two $700 watches each with $99 AppleCare then go to the store with my wife to pick them both up and from what I understand of this article I cannot do that. Stopping scalpers is great but not at the expense of real customers just trying to buy 2 watches.
I believe if you go to the Apple store with your wife you can each pick up your watches, because you'll be 2 different customers.