So let me break it down for you from my point of view:
I'll contend my dislike for the Apple watch doesn't come from insecurity, but because I feel it epitomizes the wrong directions Apple has taken over the past few years. The Apple I used to know and love is now more about fashion and looks than actual functionality. And that makes me mad. It's been making me mad for a couple years now. You guys seem to adore that new Apple, so that makes me mad at you.
True that the AW is Apple's first attempt as a luxury fashion retailer, but watches are considered jewelry and a fashion statement so that's a given.
However, Apple has always been form over function, even the Apple you used to know and love. Interesting that you're not mad about that.