In all honesty, hopefully Apple won’t be hiring a union buster to take her place."I'm sorry Mr Cook, another Apple Store just unionised"
*Tim pulls lever to piranha-filled trap door*
You treat this as a joke, but you nailed the truth."I'm sorry Mr Cook, another Apple Store just unionised"
*Tim pulls lever to piranha-filled trap door*
Yeah, and Carol iPad has been doing a great job over there.Yea, Microsoft changed the title for this position to Chief People Officer as well... maybe about 10 years ago.
Ok, now I have to admit that if this is in fact the case, I take back some of my criticisms of Cook.To save money, Apple is probably doing some re-organization and is cutting people.
You mean Sid Ipad lost his job?Rumors have just surfaced she was hired by the Microsoft Surface department.
I'd be surprised any Apple senior exec called him "Mr Cook"."I'm sorry Mr Cook, another Apple Store just unionised"
*Tim pulls lever to piranha-filled trap door*
No worries. She will be replaced by Surface Pro : ‘powered by AI and our fastest chip yet, 70% faster than the previous model!’
Apple's chief people officer Carol Surface is leaving the company, reports Bloomberg. Surface joined Apple in February 2023, so she has been at the company less than two years.
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Most senior executives are at Apple for much longer periods of time, and it is not clear why Surface is leaving. She was hired when Apple decided to split its primary human resources role from retail last year, and she reported directly to Apple CEO Tim Cook.
Deirdre O'Brien had been handling both the retail and people (or HR) role, but when Surface took over, O'Brien transitioned to just overseeing retail. With Surface leaving, O'Brien will once again oversee both people and retail.
Surface was previously the chief human resources officer at Medtronic, and the chief people officer title was created when she joined Apple.
Article Link: Apple's Chief People Officer Leaves Company After 20 Months
First thing that popped in my head..."I'm sorry Mr Cook, another Apple Store just unionised"
*Tim pulls lever to piranha-filled trap door*
“Chief People Officer” !?!
Just another garbage job title.
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this was probably meant s as tongue in cheek, but it’s not a half bad idea.We need a Chief Bug Fix Officer.